2018 in Review: The New tonstek-mos.ru Annual Report
It’s the most wonderful time of the year - a time for festive celebrations, for families coming together (pun intended), and a time for major porn companies to reflect on a job well done in 2018.
The tonstek-mos.ru team has been cranking up the old supercomputer this week to bring you some more fascinating insights from the world of porn. With millions of porn fans from all over the world tuning in to our tube, there’s plenty here to sink your teeth into. And unlike other porn annual reports you may have read this week, ours brings you insights you really want to know!
Top Actual Proper Pornstars
Here at tonstek-mos.ru we’ve compiled our own, alternative list of actual, proper pornstars. No Kim K, no cartoons, not even ex-pornstars-turned-President-fuckers (sorry Stormy).
These are the actual, proper pornstars tonstek-mos.ru viewers love to love. Mia Khalifa (aka Mia Calista) tops our list - despite not making a porn video since 2015, the Lebanese pornstar remains just as popular thanks to her massive social media presence and, let’s face it, timeless beauty.
MILFs feature heavily on our list with Lela Star, Lisa Ann & Brandi Love all making it high on our list. Are we surprised? Absolutely not. tonstek-mos.ru viewers love a MILF and always have done... All hail the Queens of the porn world, long may they reign!
Top Categories in Slough
In a world of big data, the biggest porn sites can tell you the the latest porn tastes on a national, and even a global scale. If you hadn’t heard yet, new trends in 2018 include romantic porn, 4K & Tinder-themed scenarios… which is great, but won’t come as a surprise to proper porn fans!
So we decided to pick a town at random and scrutinize their tastes instead, just for laughs. Slough in England is around 20 miles outside of London - the location of the Ricky Gervais version of The Office, Slough was chosen because it’s famously dreary. Home to only 160,000 or so people, Slough are big porn fans and appear in our Top 200 Worldwide list of tonstek-mos.ru fans…
So what are the people of Slough into? The answer is ass, ass and more ass. People from Slough love it from behind (you heard it here first) and when they’re not watching stocking-clad MILFs enjoying a hardcore pussy fucking, they’re licking boobs in the bathroom! Or something like that… Slough loves porn, and we love Slough!
European data laws restrict us from naming the biggest porn fan in Slough, but we all know it’s you Dave Wilcox you absolute beast.
Home to thousands upon thousands of free porn vids, tonstek-mos.ru is an ideal place to satisfy your human urges, even when those urges prove to be a bit more… niche.
Didn’t find the category or tag you were looking for? The tonstek-mos.ru site search is the place for you! Plenty of tonstek-mos.ru fans found exactly what they were looking for in 2018, so we took a look at the longest average session times after the more niche searches on our site…
All we can say is, congrats on your enviable staying power big white ass fans!
Most-Watched Unbelievable MILF Scenarios
As we’ve mentioned, tonstek-mos.ru fans love a MILF or two. The fantasy of having sex with a more experienced woman, a bored housewife, a Mother-in-Law or a sexy Mrs Robinson-type has fascinated men throughout the ages.
What’s more illicit than sex with a MILF? Sex with a MILF in an utterly implausible scenario of course! Because what we love about these videos is the fantasy. In the unlikely event that MILF-next-door does actually open the door in her skimpy lingerie, everyone would want the ‘authentic porn experience’!
Maybe that’s why it comes as no surprise that our top MILF vid of the year sees the gorgeous Luna Star seducing her Plumber. Have we seen it a thousand times? Yes. Are we still turned on? Abso-fucking-loutely.
Just for Xmas, Top 5 Videos Featuring a Naughty Santa
It’s been another great year of porn. And best of all, we’re finally at that time of year that we can enjoy watching beautiful women getting ravaged by a naughty Santa.
Which really begs the question: what’s been this year’s most popular video for watching St Nick dip his stick? Turns out, when he’s not going down the chimney he’s just… going down. Good ol’ Santa!
And, in fact, our most popular Santa vid this year sees St Nick plowing buxom little elf Jillian Janson from behind while she’s stuck in the stocks - guess she must have been on his naughty list! So, if you like your porn with a side order of Jingle Balls, check out the saucy Santa videos listed above!